08.28.06

Karr DNA Doesn’t Match

Posted in The Law, The World Of Entertainment at 3:45 pm by

A Denver TV station is reporting that a DNA sample taken from John Mark Karr doesn’t match the DNA found in the underwear of the late JonBenet Ramsey.

Not only does this mean that JonBenet’s killer is still at large, but also has to be considered a massive blow to the career prospects of Will Arnett (above), who had to be first in line to play Karr in the inevitable made for television exploi-drama.

2 Responses to “Karr DNA Doesn’t Match”

  1. JeffWeaverForGod says:

    If I recall the Law & Order: SVU episode correctly, will didn’t touch the kids he just arranged the trips so other dudes could touch the kids.

  2. So I’m wondering, what is Plan B? Can we charge him with something more general, like ‘Crime Against Nature’?

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