01.11.08

Leitch : Female Cards Fans Are Easy

Posted in Baseball, Sports Journalism, Will Leitch Sucks at 5:15 pm by

From Boston Daily‘s interview with “God Save The Fan” promo-touring Will Leitch.

BD: I really enjoyed the chapter about finding a bar to watch the Cardinals play the Mets (during the 2006 NLCS). Who can™t relate to an experience like that?

WL: When I walk down the streets of New York City and I see someone wearing a Cardinals hat, it™s like, ˜Yeah!™ And if I wasn™t wearing a Cardinals hat, you™d think I was crazy. To have all those Cardinals fans in one place was sensory overload. People are moving away from where they grew up, and a lot of times that means moving away from your team

Before that series, it was like, ˜Oh how cute. He™s a Cardinal fan,™ and when the Mets played the Cardinals, they hated me. It was fun to find that oasis. My favorite line from that is when we went back to the bar for Opening Day, we were all being nice and shaking hands, and a friend said, ˜This is weird. A few months ago, I got to third base with every woman in here.™ That kind of summed it up.

And what an oasis it must’ve been. I can’t think of any reason — let alone St. Louis’ recent status as Gonorrhea Capital Of The U.S. — why getting to 3rd base with a bar full of St. Louis ex-pats wouldn’t be the greatest thing in the world. But please, hands up, all of the actual New York readers who find the sight of traveling and/or displaced Cards fans on the 7 train, in the mezzanine at Shea Stadium, populating Gotham’s taverns, etc., to be “cute”.

3 Responses to “Leitch : Female Cards Fans Are Easy”

  1. hot shit college student says:

    I really feel sorry for the Doodspin pal who thought not being able to close the deal with multiple, liquored-up stabbers was something worth bragging about. Off to find barflies to spoon with!

  2. Rog says:

    Dammit, you beat me to it. Yeah, third base is fine for Junior year of High School, but a grown adult should strive for penetration at all costs. Not getting any is nothing to brag about.

  3. Mark Swiderski says:

    Jesus, I really hope Leitch’s (presumably in his 30s) buddy didn’t actually use the term “third base.”

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