08.22.05

Long Rumoured Courtney-Alan Partridge Coupling Confirmed

Posted in History's Great Hook-Ups at 12:01 pm by

The Widow Cobain and the godfather of Radio Norwich’s graveyard shift have engaged in carnal relations…and there’s a child on the way writes the Guardian’s Sophie Kirkham : (link courtesy Brian Turner)

In one of the most unpredictable showbusiness pairings the rock singer Courtney Love has claimed she is expecting a child with Steve Coogan, the alter ego of nerdy chatshow host Alan Partridge.


(“which one of you lucky, lucky ladies am I going to be making love to?”)

She and Coogan met while they were staying in the same hotel in Los Angeles and Love is now reported to be embarrassed at the affair, which lasted just two weeks. “What does it make me look like that I have slept with Alan Partridge?” she allegedly told a friend. “Given the A-grade stars I’ve dated it’s embarrassing. I mean … Alan Partridge!”

Indeed, what will Ms. Love say to the authorities when her child is born with a pronounced Kenco dependency?

CSTB offers congratulations to the happy couple, in particular to Coogan, one of the comic geniuses of the modern age. In his short time in Hollywood, Steve has learned that making the scene with Ben Stiller can only do so much for one’s career — if you really want to catapult yourself into the American consciousness, there is no faster way of doing so than impregnating Courtney Love.

6 Responses to “Long Rumoured Courtney-Alan Partridge Coupling Confirmed”

  1. Tommy Hoops says:

    I just killed myself.

    TH

  2. CSTB says:

    Yeah, right. Like you really had a shot with Courtney.

  3. Tommy Hoops says:

    Im not out of the race yet! That baby is gonna need a daddy! And I’ve got a big enough heart to embrace a child that is half Love half Coogan! I saw SIX PACK, for fuck’s sake!

    TH

  4. Monica says:

    For a second there I thought you meant the british acter Steve Coogan. I nearly had a heart attack. You’d think brits would have better taste.

  5. CSTB says:

    I can personally vouch for some brits having excellent taste in who they chose to fornicate with. And some of ‘em can spell, too!

  6. Nick Stone says:

    I’m sorry, I don’t buy it, not with his deep fascination with Bangkok Lady-Boys.

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