06.22.09

Longing For The Days When Nails Was Merely An Annoying D-Bag

Posted in Baseball, The Marketplace at 8:43 pm by

Y’know, before he added deadbeat, fraud and racist to his resume. HBO’s “Real Sports” apparently put the screws to former Mets/Phillies OF turned wannabe money guru Lenny Dykstra , but I’ve been too busy watching the competent drumming of Tim Redding, as the Carlos Beltran-less Mets cling to a lead against the Cardinals. And as such, I would prefer to live in denial where our Lenny’s utter rottenness is concerned, much like the star-struck creators of the above clip.

One Response to “Longing For The Days When Nails Was Merely An Annoying D-Bag”

  1. Ben Schwartz says:

    Hard to believe a day trader who sold his income generating business for a stock speculation business, a new magazine with a super limited audience market (professional athletes managing their money), and a taste for $10K dogs could possibly be having money problems in our current economy. In other words, “F**k CSTB, come see Lenny when you need a loan.”

    As for me Lenny, heh, uh, I could use that $50 I spotted you at Outback Steakhouse last month. Please return my e-mails.

    Ben

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