02.26.06

Manchester United Lift Worthless Trophy

Posted in Football at 2:20 pm by

Congratulations to Manchester United and their young rocket scientist, Wayne Rooney, on overwhelming Wigan, 4-0,winning one of the planet’s least meaningful knockout competitions, The Carling Cup aka The League Cup.


(funny, I always thought Alan Smith answered to the name “shithead”)

I’m sure when the Glazer family borrowed heavily to buy the club, this was exactly the sort of glittering achievement they had in mind.

In the Rome derby, Roma are currently leading Lazio, 1-0, courtesy of a 31st minute Francesco Taddei strike.

One of FSC’s slightly pumped-up commentators was heard to exclaim, “Taddei is never going have to pay for a dinner, again in Rome,” which, I think is a pretty fantastic statement to make as there’s at least some portion of the fans in attendence who’d just as soon punch him in the face.

Paolo Di Canio hasn’t sieg-heiled anyone yet, but it’s still early.

3 Responses to “Manchester United Lift Worthless Trophy”

  1. Flash says:

    Those fucking tossers had best get used to it. With the Glazers at the helm, this is the only type of glory Man U will ever manage to achieve.

  2. lufc 4 eva
    Man-u r shit
    beat wigan well done!!!!
    (u probably carnt tell, but i’m being sarcastic)
    SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND SOUTHEND
    1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0

  3. Kirsty says:

    MUFC 4 LIFE

    so what if we won the mickey mouse trophy?! at least me mon something!

    ”’Daniel Turner said,

    January 13, 2007 at 11:18 am

    lufc 4 eva”’

    im sorry but RELEGATION FROM LEAGUE 1!!!!!!!!

    Leeds are on the move down, Manchester United are staying at the top of the premiership!! and so what if we lost to southend?! no-one cares!

    I well went and watched united last night! was well good! Beckham was there! he walked past me and so did Sir Bobby Charlton! FANTASTIC! and i watched Ronaldo for 45 minutes! and he scored!!!! FANTASTIC!!!

    Byee x x

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