07.30.05

Mets Land Clean-Up Hitter From East Coast Contender

Posted in Baseball at 7:53 pm by

Well, kind of.

Wil Cordero did actually bat 4th for the Nationals a few weeks ago.

I can only assume that Cordero gives a great backrub or makes an awesome cup of coffee — his continued employment in organized baseball is one of the great modern mysteries.

2 Responses to “Mets Land Clean-Up Hitter From East Coast Contender”

  1. David Roth says:

    Oh Christ. The Mets strike out trying to acquire stern domestic disciplinarian Julio Lugo and this is what happens? This raises several questions, but none more urgent than this: when did Wil the Thril stop beating his wife?

  2. CSTB says:

    I think even Phil Mushnick would call that a “when did you stop beating your wife” question, David.

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