12.05.13

NBA To Future (Robin) Fickers : You’re On Double Secret Probation

Posted in Basketball, Mob Behavior at 10:59 pm by

The above warning (culled from For The Win) sets a rather chilling tone for all lovers of free expression at NBA arenas. Outcoming Commissioner David Stern has alluded to a “social contract” between the league and fans, but I’m pleased to say that I think I’ve found a loophole in this contract.

Unlike the NBA’s “Two Strikes, You’re Out” policy, after being served the card above, you’re prohibited from unloading on “any player, coach, game official or spectator”.   Need I remind Commissioner Stern, Adam Silver and Rod Thorn that TNT’s Reggie Miller is not an active player, coach, game official or spectator.

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