Sure, they lost 5-4 to the Red Bulls and they have to fly commercial, but at least the L.A. Galaxy were able to enjoy an unlimited supply of pretzels, Fritos, Pepperidge Farm crackers and Tillamook cheese (cheddar and Monterey Jack). And I can now say that I’ve shared a bathroom with Ante Jazic (above, who demonstrated his athleticism by hopping away from the urinal on one foot before re-gathering his crutches).

Do ya think Beckham would have been there had he not had other plans?