10.09.06

NLDS Game 4 : Cards Advance, New York Braced For The Arrival Of All-Natural Albert

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Cardinals 6, Padres 2 (Cardinals win the series, 3-1)

(it might taste like Clydesdale piss, but at least it’s free)

REASONS WHY TONY LA RUSSA IS A BASEBALL GENIUS PERSON :

1) He’s committed to identifiying and ratting out users of performance enhancing drugs. He loves puppies and kitty-cats very, very much.

2) He made sure Chris Carpenter was available for two starts in the NLDS, even if it meant banking on the red-hot Astros to lose two of 3 in Milwaukee.

3) Tony’s ability to spell the name P-U-J-O-L-S on the lineup card is unmatched.

4) If you or I look at Scott Spiezio, we see a man deserving of incarceration if not lethal injection. La Russa sees a key contributor to the Redbird cause.

5) He doesn’t have Steve Kline’s neck to step on anymore!

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