02.25.12

Not For The First Time, Lady Gaga FInds Herself Differing With Art Howe On An Important Cultural Issue

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Enormously successfully Madonna tribute artist Lady Gaga’s interest in the Grand Olde Game is well documented — it was only two years ago the pop star made an appearance in the Yankee clubhouse, followed shortly afterwards by a controversial visit to Citi Field. So it should come as little surprise that in the latest issue of V Magazine, the former Stephanie Germanotta tackles the subject of Tracy Ringolsby least favorite film since “Lottery Ticket”.

I lay down on the airplane back from Japan, tossing around some dashi, fondling my pearls. I watched the movie Moneyball for the first time. I began to laugh and smile as [Brad] Pitt talked romantically about the game. I suddenly imagined that my pearls were teeny-tiny baseballs. When a player hits a home run, the baseball is flung into an abyss of enigma and screams so great. It travels so far that only rarely is one caught in the bleachers. Where do these balls go? Where do all these wins get encased? Are they in a heavenly baseball land floating around for players who pass to acknowledge? Or do they disappear?

By the end of the film, we discover the truth about winning from our hero. It only matters if you’ve changed the game. Being kicked in the teeth is par for the course for this kind of win, a win that not only pisses off the team you’ve beat, but every other team, their coaches, owners, and even some of the greatest baseball players of all time. You’ve made your own set of rules and gone so far on your own talent, no one can possibly crack the truth behind your wins. You were either lucky or were cheating. Nobody likes the game that they’ve won over and over again to change.

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