07.31.12

Not Quite CSTB’s Greatest Hits : Duaner Sanchez’ Wild Ride, Chris Russo’s Wild Accusations

Posted in Baseball, Sports Radio at 1:11 pm by

(EDITOR’s NOTE : Today marks the 6th anniversary of Mets reliever Duaner Sanchez’ 2006 season coming to an early close after a Miami car accident.  In this post from August 2, 2006, we recall Chris “Mad Dog” Russo, then employed by NYC’s WFAN, suggesting Sanchez had more on his mind than rabo encendido).

One heck of a performance by WFAN’s Chris Russo this afternoon. Not only has the Mad Dog wondered about Duaner Sanchez’ “poor judgement” in ending up in a taxi wreck late Sunday night, but Astoria’s biggest (only?) SF Giants fan has pointed out “we don’t even know for sure he was looking for a Dominican restaurant.”

“Dominican restaurant”, is after all, Russo code for crack den, strip club, Omar’s Copacabana Where Talented White Men Are Given Their Walking Papers, etc.

Russo’s listeners, thankfully, aren’t buying such innuendo. “What about Tom Glavine?” (another cab crash casualty) asked one reasonable soul.

“TOM GLAVINE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME TO HIS FAMILY!!” screamed Russo. “HE WASN’T OUT AT THREE IN THE MORNING!”

It clearly isn’t enough that Sanchez has suffered a serious injury during his breakout season. The reliever can now recover while hearing the drivetime host of The Mets’ flagship station trash his reputation.

Coming on  a future edition of the Mike Francesca’s On Vacation Show :

“Lyman Bostock : Victim Or Just Asking For It?”

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