Offensively Challenged Vet Signs Up To Endorse Starbury’s Cheap Shoes

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Or, “The Shoes Are $15 ; The Headband Is $20″

On the matter of Stephon Marbury’s economy kicks (the latest model, shown above, image swiped from The Association), exclusive retailer Steve & Barry announced today that Ben Wallace (middle, shown with Rick Mahorn to his right, homeless man to his left) has signed on as part of what they optimistically dub “The Starbury Movement.”

I for one, could not be more excited. Much like Herschel Shmoikel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski, Big Ben would never lend his name to an inferior product.

One Response to “Offensively Challenged Vet Signs Up To Endorse Starbury’s Cheap Shoes”

  1. yancey says:

    wow. how had i never seen the inflatable ben wallace? does the same company manufacture the inflatable jason giambi for baseball defensive drills as well?

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