08.29.06

Open Bar, Eh?

Posted in Blogged Down, Will Leitch Sucks at 7:20 pm by

I have to admit, I’m very impressed the Taco Bell Spicy Crunchwrap Supreme spokesmodel would put his petty jealousies aside when issuing the above invites. On the other hand, if you were about to marry this, you’d no longer be so picky about who you were hanging out with, either.

Though it’s a nice thought, I have a prior engagement at Brian Bannister Bobblehead Night on Coney Island. And I’d sooner leave Von LMO in charge of my house than willingly spend time at Blondie’s of the Upper East Side. Was the Ground Round all booked up?

Still, just cuz I’m busy doesn’t mean the rest of you lot can’t crash the shindig. Tell Ariana Huffington I said hi!

5 Responses to “Open Bar, Eh?”

  1. Repoz says:

    ‘whew’…I stopped drinking eight years ago…so I can’t make it.

  2. kt says:

    On the other hand, if you were about to marry this, you’d no longer be so picky about who you were hanging out with, either.

    i’ve been going back and forth on this but i think i’d hit it.

  3. Jon Solomon says:

    After the spooky time Maura and I had at Blondie’s in December, I can see why Deadspin would want to “party” there (again).

  4. Wells says:

    What exactly is the argument against Will w/r/t your beef?

  5. GC says:

    aside from the ethical lapses, utter lack of originality, rampant xenophobia and Cards worship, not much, really. I mean, he’s the Applebee’s of sports blogging. If you’re into that kinda thing, by all means, continue to enjoy.

    If you suspect, however, there’s more meat to my charges than just, I dunno, Fucking Wit Da Screech, there’s a whole category here called “Will Leitch Sucks”

    http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/?cat=84. You can go back about a year, read through it at your leisure, and if you still want to know what the argument against the Taco Bell Spicy Crunchwrap Supreme chomping cretin is, read the entire thing again. And again.

    thanks.

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