Here are some things that might happen before Al Harrington finally returns to the Indiana Pacers ;
1) a new My Bloody Valentine album hits the shelves
2) The New York Mets witness one of their (major league) pitchers throw a no-hitter. In a Mets uniform.
3) Dane Cook will say something funny.
4) Deion Branch and the Patriots will kiss and make up (this seems the most likely of the bunch)
5) Organized crime will finally be removed from the Connecticut sanitation business.