08.13.06

Paging Ricky Williams

Posted in Free Expression, History's Great Hook-Ups at 11:23 pm by

Responsible reader Sam Frank is scouring the hookup ads at Craigslist merely as a service to CSTB.

Do you look like this? sex sex sex – w4m


Reply to: pers-191836731@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-08, 11:51PM EDT

please send an accurate photo
you don’t have to be Christian.

3 Responses to “Paging Ricky Williams”

  1. Sam Frank says:

    A “friend,” knowing how much I resemble Jesus (though I’m not Christian [or black/dreadlocked/sullen/muscular]), passed that along. But then I did start scouring the hookup ads, and as a service to CSTB readers, I pass this along:
    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/193715016.html

  2. GC says:

    nice. Of course, the above ad will be followed by the inevitable, “JUST DROPPED BY MATADOR, M4? 26″ in 18 months time (“looking for Rudy Giuliani lookalike to put a plastic bag over my head while we watch ‘Mr. Belvedre’ reruns. No weirdos.”)

  3. sam frank says:

    I must be on some kind of awful, unasked-for streak. Today at work I found a galley for _I, Goldstein_, Al’s forthcoming memoir: http://www.kirkusreviews.com/kirkusreviews/headlines/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002951620. Tasteful stuff from the first paragraph on: “I went into the toilet. From $11 million to nothing. I feel like nothing. A deposed porn king, exiled to Staten Island. Holding a shopping bag of prescriptions, I wait on line for the ferry at the bottom of Manhattan. The people shuffling in with me at South Ferry are failures and losers who can’t afford the big city. They should have zeros on their foreheads, like Auschwitz.”

    Best line so far: “The biggest all-time sellout of the entire 1960s: Jann Wenner.”

    OK, that’s the best line I’m willing to retype.

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