09.21.05

Paging Stan Collymore – Times Reveals Men Have Sex In Carparks

Posted in History's Great Hook-Ups at 1:16 am by

The New York Times’ Corey Kilgannon on the parking lot mating rituals taking place nightly in Queens’ Cummingham Park.

Almost any time from noon till 9 p.m., when the lot is officially closed, the scene is the same. The narrow section has two long rows of parking spaces into which the men back their cars, forming two rows of cars facing each other with a thoroughfare between them.

Each newcomer trolls this thoroughfare with all eyes upon him and surveys the other men in cars, who may either perk up and look interested or shut the window and look away. Then with a dramatic swoop, the driver will back his car next to the car of the man he is pursuing.

It all has the deliberate positioning, shifting and movement of a chess game. The parking lot is a fishbowl and the action unfolds like a soap opera each day. Some longtime lot regulars who are openly gay enjoy gathering to observe and narrate the forays and entreaties as they occur. The lot serves the lonely as well as the lusty, they said, helping men seeking friendship and a place to socialize and bond.

“There’s so much loneliness among gay men,” one lot user said. “A lot of guys just want someone to talk to.”

Of course. And therein lies the longstanding appeal of “Mike & The Mad Dog”.

2 Responses to “Paging Stan Collymore – Times Reveals Men Have Sex In Carparks”

  1. Dick says:

    Isn’t hysterical gay-baiting passé?

  2. CSTB says:

    Fully agreed, but baiting the NY Times never goes outta style.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, meet “Dick”, aka “Lenny”, aka “Fucky”, aka “hstencil” (sometimes), aka “Rog”. The names may change, but the IP address stays the same.

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