08.06.10

Phillies To Retire Dutch’s Tin Foil Hat

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The Mets kick off a weekend series at Philadelphia tonight, and the hosts plan pregame ceremonies to honor former catcher Darren Daulton on their Wall Of Fame. The spiritual journey of the 14-year big league career has been noted in this space in derisive fashion previously and on this solemn occasion, I’d personally like to offer Dutch my sincere apologies. Who amongst us doesn’t want to live a world where Robin Roberts can converse with lizards?

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