While Detroit’s marketing department could be wasting their time thinking of ways to blast Sacramento, they’ve instead taken the high road, choosing to hand out Isiah Thomas action figures before tonight’s Knicks/Pistons clash.

Proposed double figure sets (Isiah and Magic kissing, Isiah punching Bill Lambier in the back of the head, Isiah and Steve Mills washing Stephon Marbury’s car) were rejected, but I bet the prototypes turn up on eBay.