05.10.07

Probably Not Shipping In Time For Mother(ing Hut)’s Day

Posted in Fashion, The Marketplace at 10:08 am by

The Wizznutzz have celebrated the end of the Wizards season by putting new t-shirts into their Mothering Hut superstore at a crazy rate. What was once a few racks of Arenas t-shirts and some go-go mixtapes is now a flossy/fly warehouse of 100% cotton (give or take) fashion statements. With Mother’s Day coming up fast, why not step up from the usual Shoebox Greetings (a tiny little division of Hallmark) card and pint of Malibu to something that shows your mother just how classy you think she is. Something that, if it’s anything like its inspiration, should arrive at your door smelling like something between Jerry Sloan’s undershirt and an ashtray marinated in Meister Brau.


I’m speaking, of course, of the New York City Off Track Betting t-shirt. Also makes a perfect Preakness gift. I can’t embed images, but when GC gets back, I trust he will. Until then, click the link and have your Discover card handy.

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