03.08.14

Professonal Sports Ownership’s Foremost Harry Anderson Lookalike Just Dropped A Pipe Bomb On The Marlins

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Miami took exception to the defending World Series titleholder Boston Red Sox sending a squad of relatively unheralded players to a Thursday afternoon exhibition matinee in Jupiter, FL, the hosts’ consternation perhaps not unconnected to their decision to price tickets for the contest in what’s called a “super premium” tier.  While Boston GM Ben Cherington apologized yesterday, it seems his employer takes a somewhat different view :

And their sweetheart stadium deal, accu-jack enthusiast / shit-shoveling club president, eyesore of a ballpark, meddlesome creep for an owner, banishment of Billy Marlin to Seaworld, etc.   But John Henry’s only got 140 characters.

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