10.26.05

Publicity-ho’ Hag Continues to Seek Attention, AP Delivers

Posted in The Law at 12:45 pm by

Just when you thought you’d never see Tonya Harding’s name in print again (or at least until the next time Fox needs to clean up during Sweeps Week), the Associated Press reports the following:

Tonya Harding tussled in her home with a man she described as her boyfriend, prompting an emergency call by the figure skater-turned-boxer and an arrest of the man.

Christopher Nolan was charged with assault and pleaded not guilty Monday. He told deputies Harding threw him down and bit his finger when he said she had too much to drink on Sunday. The 27-year-old Nolan was ordered to stay away from Harding and to avoid alcohol.

Harding had a small cut over her right eye and an abrasion on her left cheek.

Initially, Harding called 911 and said she was attacked by two masked men who came to her home and assaulted her before she could escape.

Nolan said he and Harding were roommates.

Obviously, assault is no laughing matter, but Harding’s continued, um, scrapes with the law are beyond redundant at this point.

3 Responses to “Publicity-ho’ Hag Continues to Seek Attention, AP Delivers”

  1. CSTB says:

    the always charming Dan Patrick described the throwing down and biting yesterday as “typical foreplay” for Ms. Harding.

  2. hstencil says:

    seeing as Marv Albert is his colleague, it makes sense that he’d know.

  3. Nicholas McGaw says:

    I would’ve thought the director of “Batman Begins” would surround himself with more A-list company than Tonya.

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