The Red Sox have annouced a 3:30pm news conference, presumably to introduce Jed Hoyer and Ben Cherington as the club’s new co-General Managers.

Along with an update on the status of Johnny Damon, Manny Ramirez, Theo Epstein and Roger Clemens, it is unacceptable that John Henry has yet to address the most important question of all : what’s going on with Eric Van?