02.27.08

Salisbury(‘s Cock) Blocked By Chris Carter

Posted in Gridiron, Sports TV at 12:49 am by

I don’t claim to know everything about the job market, but it would seem to this observer like there’s not a huge demand for a washed-up QB who specializes in a) verbally abusing John Clayton b) sending photographs of his penis to disinterested colleagues.

On the other hand, maybe the McCain campaign could use a new master of ceremonies?

From USA Today’s Michael McCarthy :

ESPN said late Tuesday it was parting ways with longtime football analyst Sean Salisbury. The surprise announcement came only hours after the network announced its hiring of Cris Carter from HBO’s Inside the NFL.

“Sean Salisbury has made many contributions to our efforts for the past 12 years. We thank him and wish him all the best,” said ESPN spokesman Bill Hofheimer.

Salisbury said in a statement that he had “grown as much as I can at ESPN” and that he decided to expand his horizons with new opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking. “My résumé speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them.”

Networks frequently shuffle their lineups in the offseason. Salisbury’s contract with ESPN was up, according to his agent Steve Mandell. “Sean is looking forward to the next phase of his career.”

One Response to “Salisbury(‘s Cock) Blocked By Chris Carter”

  1. TC says:

    This guy must have been like St. Francis of Assissi or Mozart in another life to have been this lucky in this life. Man was stuck deep on the bench in Minny for several years. Never got a sniff behind Warren Moon and Wade Wilson. He’s basically a douche……..and so he’s perfect for ESPN…..hmmm…..good riddance.

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