06.09.08

Say It Ain’t So : Captain Red Ass Is No Longer A Free Agent

Posted in Baseball, History's Great Hook-Ups at 5:17 pm by

Hot Foot‘s Anthony De Rosa linked a Newsday report from earlier today that announced former Mets backstop Paul Lo Duca is engaged to be married to aspiring vocalist Rietsa Lelekakis. Doubly shocking is the news that Ms. Lelekakis is a whopping DOZEN YEARS over the age of consent.

CSTB staff and management sincerely wish Mr. & Mrs. Boogie Shoes a very sincere congrats. And if things don’t take off for Rietsa in the music world, Paulie Go Nuts should remember that he’s got a teammate with all sorts of connections.

17 Responses to “Say It Ain’t So : Captain Red Ass Is No Longer A Free Agent”

  1. Dave says:

    Two things about this make me giggle:

    1. That Paulie’s teen fling was bigger news than Joe Liberman losing a primary

    2. The incredible amount of gold lame worn by Rietsa and her friend. I wish just once I could live as shamelessly as that.

  2. Rog says:

    Rietsa only has 7 MySpace friends.

  3. Jim says:

    Well, she’s still more popular on MySpace than the alleged Mrs. Matsui, who’s holding strong at two friends.

    (A few weeks after the Matsui marriage story electrified the world, I was sitting near the visitors’ dugout at Yankee Stadium and asked a few members of the Japanese media if they had learned her identity yet. One photographer simply gave a dramatic sweep of his arm and told me, gravely, “She could be… ANY WOMAN IN THIS STADIUM!”)

  4. David Roth says:

    Good looking girl. But at the risk of doubting the sincerity of a woman whose “music” and promotional photos seem themed around fanning herself with large bills — and whose wardrobe, as Dave pointed out, seems to owe a serious debt to Goldfinger (not the band) — I’d hope that The PLD got a pre-nup on this.

  5. fan says:

    im glad all you suckers have time to talk smack…go out there and try to do something with your life instead of judging people who are doing what they love..jealous losers..sorry it isnt good enough for your pathetic lives..ur sooooo coool

  6. fan says:

    and dave if you wear gold lame go eat a hot dog…shameless pillow biter

  7. David Roth says:

    I think those comments came from Paul Lo Duca himself, using Peter Abraham’s computer.

  8. ANNA XYLOURIS says:

    EX NY METS BASEBALL STAR BEAT UP HIS RIETSA LELEKAKIS LO DUCA AFTER HE FOUND OUT SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PETER ALEXOS AKA PANTELIS ALEXOPOULOS OWNER A SALVAGE CAR LOT ERCNY.COM..I HAVE PHOTOS I CAN EMAIL YOU OF HER . SHE FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER WITH THE NASSAU COUNTY FAMILY COURT. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SOURCES CHECK IT OUT..please send me an email I can send you the photos asap

  9. Spyro says:

    LIE – ITS SO SAD BUT NOT TRUE

  10. Jenna says:

    Wow, another false statement about the Lo Duca’s , They are probably one of the nicest and happiest couples I know. No one cares about rumors, it’s the people that truly know them that matter.

  11. DAVE says:

    That comment is absolutley false and just outright ridiculous! People are so cruel. The only thing Paul ever beat Rietsa in was a game of checkers.. they are great people. Good Luck to both of them.. and Paulie! We miss you on the Mets man! They really could have used you past 2 years… any chance they can take you on as their manager??? You would def take them all the way to a world series! Fingers are crossed..

  12. Joey says:

    That guy they speak of Peter Alexos , is actually the one that is known to be physically, mentally and emotionally abusive to all women of the past, present and future

  13. PETER ALEXOS says:

    WOW JOEY U UNORIGINAL BASTARD…FUCK THE METS… COME ON DOWN TO BROOKLYN AND BUY A CAR FROM THE WOMANIZER…AND ABUSER…AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU BRING A COPY OF THIS BLOG YOU WILL GET 10% OFF ANY VEHICLE ON THE SITE http://WWW.ERCNY.COM LMFAO…U PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS AND YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE…THE VICTIMS AND JOEY IM SORRY IF I ABUSED YOUR GIRL FRIEND OR WIFE…I DONT KNOW YOU BUT I ASSURE YOU SHE KEPT COMING BACK FOR MORE…THIS IS ALL NONE SENSE AND PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE SMART AND THEY ARE NOT…KEEP THE COMMENTS COMING BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT ISSUES THE LO DUCAS ARE HAVING BUT THAT IS THERE PROBLEM NOT MINE AND I DO BELIEVE THEY DO NOT BUY SALVAGE VEHICLES SO I DONT EVEN KNOW THEM…THANK YOU..DONT FORGET http://WWW.ERCNY.COM

  14. Kyle says:

    Who cares?
    Rietsa Lelekakis Lo Duca, Yes, one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen but, otherwise this conversation is pointless.

  15. Tony says:

    Some people just wanna be googled

  16. Snoopy says:

    WOW!!!! I stumbled on this and couldnt believe my eyes! I cant believe that some people have nothing else better to do in there lives but involve themselves in other peoples buisness and LIE! Whoever wrote that false information about Paul beating up Rietsa is a complete mental case! We all know they used Annas name as a(stagename) cause they truly have NO balls to use their own!. Anyways anyone who knows Paul truly knows that he did NOT and would Not do such a thing, and as for using Annas name laughs on you buddy! Next time u should learn to keep your caps lock off when your trying to disguise yourself! Some people just as Tony says”just wanna be googled” LMAO

  17. Jim says:

    Good News is Pantelis Alexopoulos is resting in jail for the next 3 to 7 years for scamming people on car deals he never delivered. I hope some hairy smell guys give it to aka. Peter Alexos up the ass 3 times a day for the next 3 to 7 years. Peter will be sucking Peter for awhile, I am sure he make a good bitch for some knuckle dragging pervert.

    It’s your turn to get screwed Peter. Enjoy Scum Bag

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