05.23.06

So That’s Why They Call It The Juice Box…

Posted in Baseball, History's Great Hook-Ups, The Law at 12:01 am by


(though this isn’t the Bad Lieutenant described below, you’d be surprised how difficult it is to find a photography of Harvey Keitel with his trousers on)

Or, if you’d prefer, as Repoz puts it, “this adds news meaning to the Olesen Twins.”

From Houston’s KHOU. (video, Windows Media Player required)

A Houston police lieutenant has been relieved of duty because of a misconduct allegation.

A fan claims he walked in on one man and two women having sex in a unisex bathroom at Minute Maid Park.

A baseball fan told 11 News that Lt. Jeffrey Olesen, an off-duty Houston police lieutenant was in a unisex bathroom, having sex with 2 women.

The fan, with a young child, apparently walked in on things and spotted the lieutenant’s firearm on the counter.  Fearing the women were being attacked, he called for help.

It turns out, sources said, the women were the lieutenant’s wife and his wife’s female friend.

We have also learned that the 14-year veteran has four sustained IAD complaints for misconduct, improper police procedure and behavior issues.

7 Responses to “So That’s Why They Call It The Juice Box…”

  1. The Wife says:

    Goes to show you how the media can construe everything to try and get people to watch their show. Little do they know my attorney will be contacting them for slandering my name because I was not in the restroom. But whatever sells the story I guess, no matter who’s lives are destroyed.

  2. GC says:

    I hear you loud and clear. If I had a dollar for everytime I’ve been falsely accused of having sex with multiple partners in a baseball stadium men’s room…well, i wouldn’t have very much money. But every little bit helps when paying the bandwidth bill.

  3. Ron says:

    I have read several articles concerning this allegation. Funny how they always look at sensationalism to sell papers as the circulation continues into the same toilet this supposed event occured. After looking at the KHOU story where some mindless twit tried to make a story out of this report. If anyone had done research, this same officer was HPD’s officer of the year in 1999 according to the newspaper archives. Kinda makes you wonder who you would want to come to your aid in a tough situation… KHOU with their mindless drivel or this highly decorated police officer??

  4. GC says:

    well put, Ronnie. There’s nothing remotely newsworthy about a cop having a three-way in the Minute Maid Park toilet. I can’t imagine why anyone though this story was worth the time of day.

  5. Ron says:

    Aha o sage one, the truth be known (and it is but not reported), there was not a 3 way. Rather a woman in the uni-sex turning it into a bi-sexual crapper. There was never 3 people in or involved.. this was a pipe dream of some frustrated TV reporter turning a relatively simple incident into a Pulitzer prize story… gag!!

  6. Brittany says:

    can’t wait until Jeff Mcasshole has his judgement day for all his lies and destroying lives.

  7. katherine says:

    bitch fuck you. you dont even know my father so can can suck a mother fucking dick! okay?
    oh and fyi FUCK YOUUU

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