08.08.06

Something’s Rotten In Denmark : Tru Warier Upstaged By Former Screaming Tree

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David Schied reports from the glamorous continental nightclub scene :

Last night in Copenhagen the Twilight Singers (my employer) and Fat Joe (who is not so fat anymore) played the small and big rooms, respectively, in the same venue. both featured tall bad ass men…Twilight Singers: Mark Lanegan. Fat Joe: Ron Artest. Fat Joe said, “we’ve got a real NBA player up here!” and I swear the crowd actually became less animated. If that is possible. Unfortunately, I couldn’t stick around long enough to see if Artest climbed up into the balcony and beat down some Danes.

While I’m sure Artest is simply slaying on his European tour, perhaps Team USA could’ve used him for this morning’s close call against Brazil.  Maybe they could’ve used Lanegan, too

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