04.22.05

Sponge-tastic Edict From The FDA

Posted in Medical Science at 5:51 pm by

Here’s some great news for CSTB’s female readers (all 6 of you) : the FDA has rescinded their decade old ban on the Today Sponge.

This announcement, coupled with the recent court ruling that might put ephedra back on the shelves, means that America’s heterosexuals are gonna have a summer filled with dramatic, if not dangerously life-threatening weight loss, followed by sponge-sex.

Homosexuals following this story will have to settle for the dramatic, if not dangerously life-threatening weight loss. They can have sex, too (you’re welcome), but the sponge will not help.

One Response to “Sponge-tastic Edict From The FDA”

  1. charles says:

    You forgot to mention the reintroduction of saline implants and the Evolution bra to catalyze all of that sex.

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