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02.16.05

Surgical Penis Kitchen

Posted in Food at 10:16 pm by

Thank you, Mr. Sam Frank. In the unlikely event your author ever submits to having his vasectomy reversed and chooses to do so in the Bradenton, FL area, noted dick Doctor John S. Gatewood has provided a fine list of local eateries for those recovering from the throes of painful microsurgery.

2 Responses to “Surgical Penis Kitchen”

  1. Sam Frank says:

    Not to make (too many) excuses, but it was the 14th Google result for “very reasonably priced”–and Zagat wasn’t even in the top 20! http://www.renttecca.com/bi/eats.html was, though. What’s a bread-and-butter restaurant guide to do in this immoral Internet age?

  2. howard in nyc says:

    “Ooh La La Café – 5406 Marina Dr., Bradenton
    Wow! Fine French food. Great for breakfast. Reasonably priced. (Try the French Toast).”

    i am not going to try to top that

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