12.23.12

Swansea City’s Ashley Williams : Provoking Mayhem And/Or Convenient Play Of An Action Swingers Classic

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Between the Giants shitting the bed in Baltimore and Tim Tebow picking a hell of time to channel his inner Scottie Pippen, chances are slim this incident from today’s EPL clash between Swansea City and Manchester United will garner much play on the US highlights shows. Which is a shame, as it would afford an enterprising anchor guy or gal a chance to mention the above song’s author was mentored as a young lad by Shep Messing. There’s few names in punk or sports that sound nearly as filthy, so even if the story ends there with a resounding thud, at least there’s that.

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