01.30.08

The Author Of The Paragraph Below Will Not Be Speaking At The 2008 EMP Pop Conference

Posted in Blogged Down, Gridiron, record collector disease at 1:25 pm by


(photo by Eve Prime)

Let’s see if CSTB’s savvy readers can identify which great thinker was responsible for this :

The Super Bowl stinks because the halftime show always highlights someone who personifies everything that football isn’t ” melodic and graceful. Football is violent. Is it too much to ask that the music match the visuals? Prince, Justin Timberlake and Tom Petty are all talented artists, but in a game that can end with ruptured spleens, torn ligaments and concussions, I would like to hear an appropriate tune. Maybe some Pantera? How about some Maiden? What could be a better setting for an NWA reunion? Minus Eazy, of course.

was it…

a) Colin Cowherd
b) Rob Dibble
c) Jay Mohr
d) Stephen Merritt
e) none of the above?

No Googling!

7 Responses to “The Author Of The Paragraph Below Will Not Be Speaking At The 2008 EMP Pop Conference”

  1. kt says:

    while i’d like to guess none of the above it sounds like the kind of stupid shit that jay mohr would say.

  2. Michael says:

    Pantera is dead.

    Why not save some money and just blast Merzbow at ear-splitting volumes during halftime?

  3. Jon Solomon says:

    I choose “C.”

  4. kt says:

    i wouldn’t mind seeing the time table moved up on gc’s prediction of the reigning sound performing at superbowl 100.

  5. Brian Turner says:

    I dunno, I was at a pretty violent Tom Petty concert once.

  6. ds says:

    well we know it wasn’t Stephen Merritt. Unless it’s part of his community service that reference a hop artist from time to time.

  7. ds says:

    dude. my comment…. hmmm i don’t understand what happened with my spelling, grammar or just plain omitting words. it’s like i was writing on my own blog or something. what it should look like is:

    “Well, we know it wasn’t Stephen Merritt. Unless it’s part of his community service that he reference a HIP hop artist from time to time.”

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