11.03.05

The Bigger They Come, The Harder They Fall

Posted in Basketball at 11:25 pm by

Unlike the subject of the previous post who landed on his feet, Shaquille O’Neal landed on his ankle in the Heat’s 105-102 loss to the Indiana Pacers tonight. No word yet on the seriousness of the injury, but Stan Van Gundy said, “He’s probably going to miss some time, the way he was walking on it in there.” Not that he’s a doctor or anything.

Predictably, Ron Artest was involved:

O’Neal came down on Ron Artest’s foot.

Unpredictably, the Associated Press continues with an unclear possessive (they’re not talking about Artest, obv.):

He remained down for a few seconds, then limped off the court and into the locker room. He finished with 18 points and six rebounds.

One Response to “The Bigger They Come, The Harder They Fall”

  1. CSTB says:

    Ben Schwartz will be pleased to know that at no point was security called upon to eject Jimmy Buffett.

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