Rightly or wrongly, the travails of the modern Boston Red Sox have become closely identified with superfans such as Stephen King, Ben Affleck, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Denis Leary, etc. And there couldn’t be a hotter ticket than those for next weekend’s crucial Red Sox/Yankees series at Fenway Park.
All of that said, pre-existing notions of hardcore fandom and high ticket demand are wiped out by the following notice on Craigslist :
I am looking for a woman or a couple (ww, wm) to use and abuse me. In return you will get 2 Red Sox tickets for one of the final weeknight home games next week. The tickets are in the grandstand-section 10 and are pretty decent seats.
I would especially like it if the girl was a Yankees fan and she bent me over and fucked me hard with a strap-on, made me suck it clean when she was done and then pissed all over my face and in my mouth. Or if the girl had a boyfriend or guy who was a Yankees fan who would make me suck his dick and take it in the ass while the gf watches and makes fun of me for being a little dicksucking whore-that would work too.
I’m looking to to this possibly either late Saturday night or on Monday or Tuesday after work. Please let me know if you are interested and what you’ll do to me.