The Most Important Press Release Of 2006

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For the record, I would like to state I was not paid, Wal-Mart style, to plug the following. Though I’ll gladly accept payment in cash or food form.

The Gateway Grizzlies are proud to announce that they will be adding a new concession item to GMC Stadium for the 2006 season.

The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create œBaseball™s Best Burger. The burger, which was introduced at Gateway™s December 10th sale, consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.

The Grizzlies have added a unique concession item each of the least two seasons. In 2004 œBaseball™s Best Hotdog hit GMC Stadium. It consisted of a 1/5 pound Farmland 8 inch All Beef Black Angus Hot Dog, topped with two strips of freshly cooked bacon, 1 oz. Sautéed Onions, 1 oz. Sautéed Sauerkraut and ½ oz. Cheddar Cheese Sauce, all on a fresh baked bun. In 2005, the œSwiss Brat was introduced. The œSwiss Brat was made up of a Landshire Bratwurst with a slice of Swiss cheese in the middle of it. The cheese was then melted and 1oz. of Sautéed Sauerkraut was placed on top.

5 Responses to “The Most Important Press Release Of 2006”

  1. notorius says:

    Insert Fat Baseball Player Joke Here

    No, no, no… That would be too cliche.

    When are the John Rocker Klanwhich and Hate Crime Hot Fries hitting the ballpark?

  2. Seitz says:

    That actually sounds kind of gross.

  3. SS says:

    Jerome James is already planning his offseason.

  4. GC says:

    I had something all ready to go about the Krukster signing a one day contract, but the headache was too intense.

  5. tbl says:

    When I’ve had the misfortune of seeing such a “Luther Burger” in person, they put the glazed parts of the donut up against the burger/bacon/cheese.

    It does look better than a Hamdog, though…

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