Perhaps it is a bit much to expect pithy commentary from a blog with a name inspired by one of Deadspin’s more tired running gags, but even coming from someone who takes such glee in calling Kellen Winslow Jr. a cocksucker (he’s on his way to your place right now, dude, just as soon as he remembers where he parked his chopper), this seemed particularly wack.
Sorry, but I don’t see the resemblance.
Ray clearly has longer, defined sideburns. The haircuts are substantially different, too. I’m willing to bet if you took the alleged Baseline Killer, put him in a no. 52 Ravens jersey and had him pop out of a limo with his trousers covered in blood, hardly anyone would mistaken him for Ray Lewis.
Not if the street wasn’t well lit, anyway.