The Smearing Of Ravenous Ray

Posted in Blogged Down, Gridiron, mistaken I.D., The Law at 6:39 pm by

Perhaps it is a bit much to expect pithy commentary from a blog with a name inspired by one of Deadspin’s more tired running gags, but even coming from someone who takes such glee in calling Kellen Winslow Jr. a cocksucker (he’s on his way to your place right now, dude, just as soon as he remembers where he parked his chopper), this seemed particularly wack.

Sorry, but I don’t see the resemblance.

Ray clearly has longer, defined sideburns. The haircuts are substantially different, too. I’m willing to bet if you took the alleged Baseline Killer, put him in a no. 52 Ravens jersey and had him pop out of a limo with his trousers covered in blood, hardly anyone would mistaken him for Ray Lewis.

Not if the street wasn’t well lit, anyway.

2 Responses to “The Smearing Of Ravenous Ray”

  1. james says:

    “all them black folks look the same”

  2. GC says:

    but on the occassion when two guys actually DO kinda look similar, I think it’s perfectly reasonable to make such a point without some self-righteous blogger calling the original poster a racist motherfucker.

    But again, I stress there’s all sorts of not so subtle differences. Sideburns. Haircut. Forehead dimensions. No. 52 jersey. etc.

    It’s Kellen Winslow Jr. I’m concerned about. This puts a whole new spin on “pop a wheelie”

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