05.24.07

There Was A Sudden Boost In Ranch Dressing Sales In Wheaton, IL

Posted in Food, Leave No Child Unbeaten, Lower Education at 8:51 am by

“I have no explanation for what I did,” Castro said in court. “I felt bad after I did it.”

Oh come on, like this is the first time someone has expressed regret after ejaculating? If you don’t think this kind of food tampering happens on a regular basis, you’ve not worked in the restaurant industry.

Or gazed longingly at a bottle of ranch dressing.

2 Responses to “There Was A Sudden Boost In Ranch Dressing Sales In Wheaton, IL”

  1. Timothy Cook says:

    Possibly an oversimplification of the issue, but maybe if these children were only permitted freak dancing at school, uninhibited by the Stalinist ’45 degree’ rule or ‘time out’ rooms, and soley for the purposes of providing an outlet, our society wouldn’t need to fear for jizz in the food supply.

  2. PopJocks says:

    here I am eating carrots, wishing I had some bleu cheese, then I read this…..never again

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