Dave Scheid forwards the following note from the glittering world of, uh, sidemen and reality TV.

CC Deville who is featured on the Surreal Life last season and the new season to debut Jan. 7th is not only a well known guitarist but, he would also like to see if there is an opportunity to have him do a solo or guest spot on upcoming songs or show dates. He may be willing to do it for FREE depending on the opportunity or the artist.

Nice try, but there’s only room for one world class guitar player in my band. And I’m sure as fuck not gonna bring in some guy who dresses just like me.