04.20.11

They Really Love Their Trees In Auburn, AL

Posted in College Spurts, Gridiron, Mob Behavior, The Law at 6:36 pm by

Alabama fan Harvey Updyke Jr. (above) faces charges the poisoning of Auburn’s beloved Toomer’s Corner oak trees (CSTB, Feb 16, 2011) ; earlier today, Updike claims he was assaulted at a Birmingham Highway gas station following a court appearance. Updyke’s solicitor denies a) his client was stabbed in the face, or that he b) arranged the incident himself, audio clip courtesy the Paul Finebaum Network.

One Response to “They Really Love Their Trees In Auburn, AL”

  1. JW says:

    Seriously…is there something in the water down there? What the hell do these people do with real problems?

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