01.04.14

This Sunday : Inspire Pro’s 4th & Biggest Card To Date

Posted in Austin, Professional Wrestling at 12:02 am by

We’re just one day away from what looks to be a pivotal event in the brief history of Austin’s Inspire Pro Wrestling ; an absolutely stacked card of the region’s top independent talent are augmented by rare Central Texas appearances by Chris Hero and New Japan’s Takaaki Watanabe. While a number of recent storylines are coming to a slow boil, amongst the more curious news items is a report from the promotion that title contender Gary Jay has made a number of audacious contractual demands, all of which are outlined after the jump. If you’ve to check out an Inspire Pro show, all ten matches from October’s “The Quick & The Dead” are viewable here. Tickets for Ecstasy Of Gold are available here.

Designated personal locker room for only Mr. Gary Jay’s use; Seating for 2 to 4 ADULTS; 2 separate 20 amp/110 voltage power outlets + personal security.

1 (one) Personal stereo with Katy Perry’s “Roar” on repeat
1 (one) Headphones (New)
1 (one) Two warmed hand towels
1 (one) can of Vaseline
1 (one) foot bath (temperature not to exceed 98 degrees; 1 cup Epsom salt; 7 drops medical grade lavender)
1 (one) case of sugar-free Red Bull
2 (two) non-flexible drinking straws

1 (one) copy of “A.P.E.” starring Joanna Kearns on DVD
42 (forty-two) photos of Katy Perry
1 (one) Amber Pomegranate scented candle
1 (one) bag of DORITOS (JAKK’D flavors)
1 (one) Grey Poupon
1 (one) Dentyne Ice Chewing Gum
1 (one) Quart Ocean Spray Brand Cran-Apple juice w/ Disposable cups
2 (two) Amber Pomegranate scented PILLAR candles

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