05.08.08
Until The Crab Meat Was Offered, This Seemed Kinda Sketchy

Lo and behold, see what happens when you do an internet search for information on defunct Matador recording artists Railroad Jerk? (thanks to Sally for the link). Hey, I know the above advertisement has been making the rounds, but let it be said that I consider it to be the finest personals solicitation since that guy who was hunting for a Bobby Abreu lookalike.
For once I’m ahead of the curve! This was part of SomethingAwful front page update a few days ago. Good to see the ads getting around.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php
I’m sorry. If you really were “ahead of the curve” you’d be the guy in the photograph on the right.