07.06.07
We Have No Reason To Believe Michael Kay Placed The Following Advertisement
On the bright side, at least somebody is doing something to ease tensions between Venezuela and the United States.
Looking for a ‘Bobby Abreu type’ ass – 30 (Upper East Side)
Looking for a Bobby Abreu (best outfielder in MLB!) butt double to perform some world-class rear oral service. I want to meet you and give you the best rear oral attention you’ve ever had. NSA. I’m in good shape, good looking, laid back, discreet, drug & disease free, bi, masculine, have a hurricane tongue and serious. Just have a BA ass and leave the rest to me. Straight athletic/muscular Venezuelan men are first choice. Let’s have some fun.
Unless Kay was looking for a three-way with Abreu and Derek Jeter, I don’t think it was him. He’s a one-man-at-a-time type of guy.