07.06.07

We Have No Reason To Believe Michael Kay Placed The Following Advertisement

Posted in Baseball, History's Great Hook-Ups at 6:01 pm by

On the bright side, at least somebody is doing something to ease tensions between Venezuela and the United States.

Looking for a ‘Bobby Abreu type’ ass – 30 (Upper East Side)

Looking for a Bobby Abreu (best outfielder in MLB!) butt double to perform some world-class rear oral service. I want to meet you and give you the best rear oral attention you’ve ever had. NSA. I’m in good shape, good looking, laid back, discreet, drug & disease free, bi, masculine, have a hurricane tongue and serious. Just have a BA ass and leave the rest to me. Straight athletic/muscular Venezuelan men are first choice. Let’s have some fun.

One Response to “We Have No Reason To Believe Michael Kay Placed The Following Advertisement”

  1. Rog says:

    Unless Kay was looking for a three-way with Abreu and Derek Jeter, I don’t think it was him. He’s a one-man-at-a-time type of guy.

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