03.02.09

When Quote Machines Collide : The Diesel Recalls The Glory Days Of The Now Explosion

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(probably just happy anyone remembers)
Shaquille O’Neil has scored a combined 78 points on 33 for 45 shooting in Phoenix’s last two games, yesterday’s 118-111 defeat of the Lakers and Friday’s win over Toronto.  “That’s what I do, bro,” O’Neal told the LA Times’ Broderick Turner.  “I’ve been doing that since 1992. If you don’t believe me, Google me.” Such research is probably unnecessary for the Raptors’ Chris Bosh, who accused his Twittering counterpart of camping out in the lane (“I mean, if they’re not calling three seconds – I thought it was a rule, but I guess not.”) As relayed by the Arizona Republic’s Paul Coro. Shaq responded yesterday with a monumental diss that may or may not ultimately result in the most watching Fanhouse video clip of all time. Your move, Bosh.

“I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that’s strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men,” O’Neal said. “I’m going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before – make him quit. Make ‘em quit and complain. It’s what I do.”

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