08.29.07

Who Knew Last Place Could Be So Much Fun?

Posted in Baseball, Free Expression at 12:03 am by

Confusing stuff from the Tampa marketing department (link courtesy Sam Frank). The part I’m puzzled by? Other than wondering why “The Umperor” isn’t named Jerry Meals, I also cannot figure out why there’s no place for Elijah Dukes in the above adventure.

2 Responses to “Who Knew Last Place Could Be So Much Fun?”

  1. ric says:

    “Will bring your natural abilities to super powerful levels.” Hmmm, “the Zone” sounds a lot like “the Clear.”

  2. Obvious question here: If the Umperor is the self-declared “enemy of all that is good in baseball”, what is he doing picking on the Devil Rays? Shouldn’t he be, say, building replicas of Tropicanan Field in other cities?

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