12.12.07

Will Leitch : Stormtrooper Of Duh

Posted in Baseball, Racism Corner, Will Leitch Sucks at 1:00 pm by

(these guys shall honor Will’s request of “Speak English Or Die” just as soon as they learn the chords to “How Soon Is Now”)

From the 2008 Hardball Times Baseball Annual, an excerpt from “The Deadspin Spin On 2007″

(June)
Sammy Sosa hits his 600th home run to the cheers of a few thousand Rangers fans who mercifully for him, don’t speak English and lack the ability to put together words to form accusatory questions.

Strangely, Leitch’s irreverent recap of the 2007 baseball season failed to mention Tony La Genius’ inability to recite the alphabet.

The boxscore from June 20 cites a paid attendence of 37,564. There’s no breakdown of how many of those patrons spoke English and/or were slavish Sammy fans, but there’s all sorts of details the modern boxscore is lacking.

3 Responses to “Will Leitch : Stormtrooper Of Duh”

  1. Ward York says:

    When did Chris Cornell regrow his hair and join Anthrax?

  2. DeCAF! says:

    why do u always talk shit about will. you are such an ahole. deadspin is funny and ur not!! lol. pwnd.

  3. Will might as well just rebrand his site to be a Cardinals blog. La Russa has received a bigger pass than Browne Sanders and Anita Hill combined

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