10.07.13

Would You Buy A Used Zamboni From This Man?

Posted in Baseball, The Marketplace at 11:27 pm by

With an estate sale that rivals those of Derrick Coleman and Michael Beasley for star power, former MLB pitcher-turned-Rhode Island’s-worst-investment, Curt Schilling would like you take your eyes off this week’s exciting postseason baseball and maybe considering checking out the gigantic pile of useless crap he’s selling next Saturday :

Yes, we are pleased to announce the estate sale of the residence of Mr. Curt Schilling of the Boston Red Sox. No, the bloody sock is not for sale, but exquisite furniture, decor and other home furnishings will all be for sale. What a wonderful opportunity, and we are truly pleased to bring you this exceptional estate sale that will knock your Sox off! This is a gorgeous 7 bedroom 8000 square foot home that is offering a great variety of items. To name several of the items … gorgeous cement entry table, china cabinet, large custom 13 foot dining table & ten chairs, Tiffany & Waterford crystal pieces, Lladro figurines, two matching custom sofas, sofa tables, coffee table, Kohler & Campbell baby grand piano, home decor & accents, mirrors, faux plants, floor lamp, mantle clock, floor & table lamps, glassware, Pottery Barn dish set, microwave, linens, accent pillows, set of four porch rockers, Catnapper power lift chair, artwork, set of three bar stools, Holiday decor, Pottery Barn bunk beds, LOTS of toys & games, electronics, clothing, DVDs & books, drum set, The Bambini zamboni, white double Pottery Barn bedroom set, Craftsman tractor entitled “The Ice Mower”, Hummer golf cart, baseball glove chair, marble top pedestal sink, billiard table, pinball & arcade games, ping pong table, tools, various sporting equipment, pristine retro Coca Cola machine, matching sofas & club chairs from the home theater, Studio 38 drafting table, lots of costumes just in time for Halloween … and so much more to be unpacked! Due to the large quantity of items, the sale hours have been extended from our usual to 8-4:00pm! This is one you DO NOT want to miss!!

One Response to “Would You Buy A Used Zamboni From This Man?”

  1. Rog says:

    OMFG, I have *got* to get my hands on this plant!! I am seriously considering a trip to Medford:

    http://www.consignworks.com/Estate613/IMG_8039.html

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