06.06.07

You’ll Never Be Elected President With That Kind Of Talk, Mayor Mike

Posted in New York, New York, Total Fucking Terror at 2:23 am by

From the AP :

While questions continue to arise about the alleged plot to blow up a fuel pipeline beneath JFK Airport and surrounding neighborhoods, some are questioning why New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg (above, right) hasn’t had a louder voice since the plot was foiled on Saturday.

On Monday, Bloomberg finally weighed in, but his response was not what some would have expected.

“There are lots of threats to you in the world. There’s the threat of a heart attack for genetic reasons. You can’t sit there and worry about everything. Get a life,” he said.

That “What, me worry?” attitude pretty much sums up Bloomberg’s advice to New Yorkers on the terror plot. As far as he was concerned, the professionals were on it, so New Yorkers shouldn’t let it tax their brains.

“You have a much greater danger of being hit by lightning than being struck by a terrorist,” he added.

In a story only slightly related to the above, if you’re a suspected terrorist, you have a much greater chance of being tortured with the sound of Janeane Garafolo than the music of the Happy Flowers.

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